[fam-uh-lee] noun, Origin: Latin familia, The people who hold your heart connected by love deeper than blood or choice.

[fam-uh-lee] noun, Origin: Latin familia, The people who drive you absolutely insane but you'd defend them with your life anyway.

[fam-uh-lee] noun, Origin: Where crazy people who love you gather, The humans stuck with you who know all your weird and love you anyway somehow.

[frend] noun, Origin: Old English freond, A chosen companion who sees your authentic self and loves you exactly as you are.

[frend] noun, Origin: Old English freond, The person who helps you hide bodies and doesn't ask stupid questions about your questionable decisions.

[frend] noun, Origin: The family you pick on purpose, Someone who knows your weird and doesn't run away screaming into the night permanently.