[zoh-dee-ak] noun, Origin: Greek zodiakos, Astrological bullshit people use to justify their shitty behavior based on when they were born.

[zoh-dee-ak] noun, Origin: Greek zodiakos, The celestial circle of constellations ancient guide mapping heavens and connecting stars to destiny.

[zoh-dee-ak] noun, Origin: When stars became personality tests magically, Star patterns people use to explain why they're jerks because of their birth month.

[yool-tahyd] noun, Origin: Old English geol, Pretentious word for holiday season because Christmas isn't fancy enough for some people apparently.

[yool-tahyd] noun, Origin: Old English geol, The Christmas season filled with festive traditions gathering families in warmth despite winter's cold.