[par-uh-dahys] noun, Origin: Persian pairidaeza, A place of perfect beauty and peace where every desire finds fulfillment and contentment.

[par-uh-dahys] noun, Origin: Persian pairidaeza, That fake-ass perfect place that doesn't exist except in vacation brochures and lies.

[par-uh-dahys] noun, Origin: Where Perfect went on vacation permanently, The imaginary place where everything's amazing and problems took permanent holiday without forwarding address.