Tide (meaningful)[tahyd] noun, Origin: Old English tid, Ocean's rhythmic rise and fall responding faithfully to moon's pull in endless ancient dance.
Tide (uncensored)[tahyd] noun, Origin: Old English tid, Ocean water deciding to come in or go out on its own schedule regardless.
Tide (whimsical)[tahyd] noun, Origin: When Ocean got moody and changed levels, Water moving in and out because the moon told it to like magic.