[wed-ing] noun, Origin: Old English weddian, The sacred ceremony joining two souls as one celebrating love's commitment before witnesses.

[wed-ing] noun, Origin: Old English weddian, Overpriced party where two people promise forever while drunk relatives embarrass everyone with speeches constantly.

[wed-ing] noun, Origin: When Forever became a party with cake, Expensive celebration where two people promise to love each other while everyone watches crying.