[zen-uh-gog] noun, Origin: Greek xenos agein, Fancy word for tour guide because regular words aren't pompous enough for some people.

[zen-uh-gog] noun, Origin: When Tour Guide got a vocabulary upgrade, Person who shows confused people around so they don't get lost immediately.

[zen-uh-gog] noun, Origin: Greek xenos agein, A guide leading strangers through unknown territory showing the way with patient wisdom and care.

[wed-ing] noun, Origin: Old English weddian, Overpriced party where two people promise forever while drunk relatives embarrass everyone with speeches constantly.

[wed-ing] noun, Origin: When Forever became a party with cake, Expensive celebration where two people promise to love each other while everyone watches crying.